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If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

15.06.2025 02:32

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Child pornography

False advertising

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Revenge porn

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Trade secrets

Insurrection

What is after school detention like in your school?

Perjury

No freedom is absolute.

And much, much more.

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Threats of violence

HIPAA violations

Fraud

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Revealing classified information

Insider trading

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

Conspiracy

Terroristic threats